- Step 1: If you're a virgin, skip to step 7
- Step 2: Heterosexual? scroll to step 10.
- Step 3: Make sure you're at least 18 then go to step 9.
- Step 4: If your partner is willing, go to step 6.
- Step 5: In case you're religious, look at step 3.
- Step 6: Marry her. Then have sex.
- Step 7: If you're a guy, go back to step 2.
- Step 8: If you masturbate regularly, go to step 3.
- Step 9: Go to step 4 only if you're not drunk right now.
- Step 10: You masturbate regularly? return to step 5.
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